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The quintessential picture of a suburban douchebag dad after 2000. Never seen without a ball-cap. Typically enjoys discussing "working with my hands," attempting to re-live their "glory days" of sports through petty fighting at youth sporting events, and usually avoids public responsibility for their children and dogs.
Did you see that hat dad throw his beer at the little league umpire? He should spend less time harassing the coach and more time getting his dog off the field.
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A form of haberdashery for the gluteus maximus.
Also a nickname applicable to just about anything.
Wow she is such an anus hat!
Look at that fashionable anus hat.
The sunshine capital of Canada. Averaging 2,544 hours of sunshine per year. With long hot dry summers and cool to mild winters from the chinooks, Medicine Hat is a great place to live if you’re not into harsh winters.
Miranda: No wonder the guy that wrote The Jungle Book coined Medicine Hat “Hells Basement”, the sun is killing me!!
John: Beats being blown away by the winds in Lethbridge!
Only the best thing on the internet
"CAAAAAAARL" - Paul from Llamas with Hats
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A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"
An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).
In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.
Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?
Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that
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A first person shooter made by Valve Industries to make money
"What were you doing last night?"
"TF2"
"You mean that hat game?"
"Its not all about hats"
"The game is basically a hat simulator"
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