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“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”
An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated
all have been my where you
companion soulmate
Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?
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a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach
gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.
The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.
P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
When a guy wants to talk to a girl but he doesn’t know what to say to her he asks her if she has ever run a friction crane. Nobody really knows what a friction crane is but it is a way to start a conversation.
Guy: Have you ever run a friction crane?
Girl: Whats that?
Guy: I don’t know but I thought you were pretty and I wanted to talk to you.
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How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
How many cigarettes have you got, lad?
*smashes head against a door*
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An accusation towards someone who is suspected of interfering in your business in a secretive or deceitful manner.
You think your friend might be seeing your girlfriend and say "Have you been putting butter in my honey?" OR: You suspect that someone has been talking about you behind your back. OR: You think someone used a dirty butter knife in your honey jar.
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