Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!