Slag Heap

A large pile of stones between Masham and Leeds UK, where lovers under time pressure rendezvous for sexual encounters, usually in a car. Not as creepy as a "dogging" location. But definitely more freaky than "Lookout Point" after the prom in an American movie.

"Got t' kids tonight luv. Quickie at t' Slag Heap after work?"

"Happy St. Patrick's Day. Would you like to celebrate it with me at the Slag Heap?"

"Horny as fuck. Wanna get Hulk Smashed behind the Slag Heap."

When particularly busy and text messages must be kept brief:
"Slag Heap?"

Heaps on

To be completely overwhelmed by the situation at hand

Josh was a slow learner and had heaps on trying to learn too many new skills at once

Heap O Clay

A horny little divil mad for a shkelp of pints. Usually shite at pool.

Hey that guy just lost a game of pool! Such a Heap O Clay!

Rubbish heap

It is one who sucks at everything

Gianfranco is sick a rubbish heap!

Ye might even be a heap and a half!