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a. Survival of the fittest.
b. Living Hell
Nerd's view: If you are a child, high school is described as heaven by your parents. If you are a parent in the future, you will get to have fun confusing your children with silly terms like "High school is better than Middle school." In reality, high school is middle school plus exams plus more homework (puts away finished math homework, nearly chokes on cafeteria lunch, and begins writing an essay while balancing a schedule of precariously positioned tests and quizzes in her/his head).
Popular Student's View: School is a, like, waste of time. I, like, hate school. Very boring (keeps texting to friend).
Teacher's View (while grading paper): Wrong. I wish there was more time for me to cram information into their heads. I should be paid more for this. Right. Wrong. Right. Should I quit? What should the next test be on? Should I reteach the subject before they fail the SATs? This is the worst coffee ever. Right. Wrong. (writes a lengthy commment then falls asleep, because it is 3 a.m.)
p.s. you have a better chance to pass that math class if you are a nerd and the teacher likes you. Socially, you will die.
p.p.s. You have a better chance to be a part of society if you are popular. You will die in terms of passing that math class, as social life is hard to maintain and takes up every second of your life.
p.p.p.s. You have a better chance to end up hiding under a desk while students hang from the ceiling by #2 pencils and make monkey noises. Or at least in your head. You will die of grading papers and attempting to satisfy your bosses with failed demonstrations of your students' learning powers.
p.p.p.p.s. You cannot escape high school.
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A place, usually an institution or run-down shack, that teaches young and aspiring pot smokers how to get high.
Such teachings include how to properly roll a joint, inhaling and exhaling practices, good quality versus bad quality pot, ideal places to smoke, and how to cover up evidence that someone has smoked pot. Usually, if one were to pass all classes and graduate, all graduates receive one free pound of cannibus as a going away gift.
"Hey, you wanna go to the beach with us tonight?"
"Naw, thanks dude. I got High School tomorrow. I need to stay home and practice rolling this joint. We're having a test."
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For me, highschool sucked. The whole staff simply does not care about you; unless you have a nice rack. Pretty much every guy gets failed out sooner or later and can be seen as your local garage mechanic. I earned countless D's, which really fucked up my chances of getting into a university of any kind...even though i feel i am smarter than the average person. Your local highschool is filled with popular prepy girls, that always hide from there pain, immature football guys, which some are pretty kool, countless perverted mid-life crises teachers; and the best part, waking up at 5 a.m. for something you don't even believe in.
My whole high school life I was treated like sh*t by countless teachers and staff...in-which fuc*ed my transcripted up beyound repairable. Im going to be a community college for the rest of my sh*t life.
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A buliding designed to reveal the true nerd in all of us. The main points you'll find here are no recess, 30 minute lunches, crappy air conditioners, terrible dress codes.. The truth is that High School will be none of the "fun" your parents say it will be. Unless your a senior, life can be difficult here. It puts pressure on you by giving you 50 geometry qoustions each night for homework, while just 1 takes an hour to complete. Lets face it.. HIGH SCHOOL IS LIVING HELL!
Mother: High school will be the best years of your life.
Kid: But mom, Urban Dictionary says its a living hell.
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when someone wants to describe the worst possible thing they say it's like hell. i say it's like high school.
what's it like gettin your tongue pierced?
it's like a few hours in high school.
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