So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.
Class schedule-Ancient history time!
me-oh fuck
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A utility in all web broswers to eradicate any forms of seeing the websites you've been on.
Originally designed in mind by microsoft so they wouldn't be caught watching porn on the internet.
Damn, all my history has been deleted because of the "Delete History" utility. Better get the spatula.
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A group of people who only focus on stupid shit relating to 2012, world ending, etc.
Don't forget that all of their programs longer than an hour just constantly repeat themselves
History Channel.
Why?
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TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.
History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.
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A great premise for a TV network, but half the time they're talking about World War 2 or high tech stuff that belongs on Tech TV or the Discovery Channel.
I really wish the History Channel would have more stuff on the Vikings or Roman Empire.
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A sexual act performed in the presence of Lord Stanley's Cup by a large group of people (traditionally a Canadian hockey or olympic team). During this act a single person often referred to as the "Prime Minister" will sport a pair of recently slaughtered moose antlers and have him/herself richly lathered in countless kilograms of maple syrup. Then while humming the Canadian national anthem the other participants will remove the maple syrup and transfer it into the Stanley Cup without the use of their hands or inhibitions.
One of the most awkward conversations I ever had was telling my doctor that I got diabetes from Canadian history.
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used to describe every moment in time; used for creating emphasis when stating an opinion about something
That was the best party in the history of ever.
She is the worst professor in the history of ever.
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