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The act of playing with any stick-like object by oneself in a bedroom or a small tent, in which the activity may be over an extended period of time and sometimes repeated. Usually takes places alone or at night, and the participant engages in this activity (sometimes regularly) because it gives them a significant amount of pleasure. In some occasions this sport can be played with two or more people either on a team in the same game or separate teams in overlapping games.
My brother pitched a tent in my living room and called it Jack n' Tony's Shack. He played some serious hockey that night, and ended up pitching 5 field goals in his own net and wouldn't pass the puck until we were out of fresh towels.
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The slowest game on earth. Sucks. Like watching paint dry.
"Hey man, let's go watch some hockey!"
"oh, you mean watch paint dry?"
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gayest sport ever
Played in lame places that cant play real sports that people actually care
Hockey is played in gay countries that suk at basketball
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The gayest sport in the world.
Usually played in canada and which most people DONT GIVE A FUK ABOUT IT. Why the fuk did it have a lock out because its gay
Person 1: Did you see those fuking canadians playing hockey on Espn
Person 2: Fuk no i watched basketball and football, and ESPN dont give a fuk about hockey
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If you don't play this sport you are a loser. Hockey is the best fucking sport there is. It has been proven that there is more hitting in football than hockey. However, it has also been proven that baseball players are PUSSYS. For example, a baseball player ran into the wall and broke his nose and was out for the rest of the game. First of all, Dumbass. Second of all PUSSY. A hockey player lost 5 of his teeth in a game and came back in double overtime and scored the gamewinning goal. If you think Lacrosse is tougher than hockey than you are wrong because you go faster than hockey and players get shattered through the glass (google video NHL highlights for proof).
Baseball Player named Jimmy: Owe, my shoulder's really sore. Can I go to the nurse
Teacher (whose son plays hockey):Shut up. My son is in class right now with a bruised ankle from a puck, a black eye, 2 missing teeth, and two glass shards in his arm. (in a kind voice) So Jimmy is there anything else you would like to say?
Baseball Player named Jimmy:N..N.. No M'am
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A sport only enjoyed by Canadians
Hows aboot that hockey game there eh?
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yo man want to watch wwe on ice
what do you mean
i mean hockey
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