Hold the phone

Often used in an insulting way when an unintelligible comment has been made.

Can however be used when you've missed some piece of information and need to be informed.

1) Guy 1: Even though my place was locked I suspect that someone broke it, clubbed me over the head, spread beer bottles around me, and then pissed on my playstation 2.
Guy 2: Hold the phone! There's a playstation 2?

2) Guy 1: So Cindy asked me what my job was after we did it, and I asked her why she was still here.
Guy 2: Whoa, whoa, hold the phone, how'd you hook up with her?

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hold a fresh

To take a bath or a shower. To get "Fresh"

Dan:yooo i gotta go hold a fresh
Suze: Use lotsz of soap...nd think of me:P

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cargo hold

The space in the crotch of men's pants for holding the junk.

I can't wear those pants comfortably; they don't have enough room in the cargo hold.

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Hold The Mayo

To reject white women.

"Antonio Brown said for his New Year's Resolution, he's gonna hold the mayo."

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hold em

Short for Texas Hold Em, an absolutely wonderful card game where skill is highly utilized. To appreciate the game fully, one must play it and learn the ins and outs. "The Cadillac of Poker", Texas Hold Em

Let's have a hold em tourney.

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The Complete Hold

The skill of holding in all the smoke from a hit of weed. A mark of experience and/or natural skill. Also known as "zeroing"

"Yo man can you pull off The Complete Hold?"

"Not with the monster rips I'm pulling off this huge bong, but maybe if we roll up a joint ..."

Terminal Hold

When you call a business and are placed on hold, with no human contact, for hours on end. The business hoping that you will get frustrated and just give up, so they don't have to talk to you.

Scooter: Geez Mary! You've been on the phone with them forever.
Mary: Yeah, about 5 hours. They put me on Terminal Hold. This is a matter of principle now! I am not hanging up.