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Honda Insight

The Honda Insight was the first hybrid to be introduced to the USDM or North American Market. However, it was not the first hybrid vehicle. The Toyota Prius was the first hybrid vehicle but hit the streets of Japan before gracing us with it's presence in the USA.

The Honda Insight is a two sweater, tear-drop shaped vehicle, designed to achieve the most MPG than any other mass produced car. Honda began selling the Insight in the USA from 2000-2006 when it ended production. To this day, The Honda Insight remains to be the most fuel efficient vehicle in comparison to other hybrid vehicle's on the road today.

Today, the Honda Insight is a rare car. This car is bound to be a collector's item. In particular, the Citrus-Yellow 2000 Honda Insight will be the collector's item of choice. This rare car can be found at dealerships with unrealistic high asking price. Once all the collector's have bought every Insight to ever be on sale, this car's value will increase even more. Get one while you still can!

This is a reliable vehicle and is very aerodynamic 0.25 drag. The body is mostly made of aluminum and will not rust. The 2000 model only came in Manual Transmission but later models offered a CVT as an option.

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Guy in GTO at gas station: "I have been riding side by side cross country next to that car and have never seen it stop at a gas station! I've had to stop several times to fill up and catch up to it but never seen it pull over to put in gas!"

Guy in STI at same gas station: "That's the "Honda Insight" that thing can do 60-100 miles to the gallon!"

Guy in Toyota Prius at same gas station: "MAN! that thing is ugly!"

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by InsightLight July 2, 2011

17πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


honda racing

on the contrary to the ignorant redneck idiot above honda has a rich and succesfull racing history. Several examples include several superbike bike championships, they dominated Formula One in the 80's, and are the only company to provide engines for Indy Racing League today. The only reason why domestic guys think hondas are slow is because hondas are designed for fuel efficiency, but retarded ricers think that Hondas are fast because VTEC magicly make the car have "1000+" horsepower. VTEC is for fuel efficiency not horsepower fuck tard!!!

Honda does race and there is a honda racing team, and they doemonstrate it throught their street cars through highly efficent engines with small displacements, rather then big V8s with stuffy heads.

by Hike Hunt September 26, 2006

276πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Honda Thief

the lowest form of life next to single celled organisms, usually broke bitches who cant afford genuine honda parts so they go around stealing them. Usually found in packs because guilt is easier to swallow.

Yo the honda thief struck again, my wheels are gone.

by Chip369 October 4, 2011


Honda Odyssey

The best fucking minivan on the planet. The must-have vehicle with all immigrant families that have 3 or more kids. Better than the Toyota Sienna or any other minivan. Honda fucking Odyssey. Great looks, a bad transmission, and mostly seen at the Asian supermarket. Go to Orange County and you’ll see one on every street corner. Your mom has one, almost all of your aunts have one (except that one aunt with the BMW X5) and most of your friends have one. It’s usually used to transport multiple Asian kids to piano practice and Chinese school. Most odyssey’s have 7 to 8 seats, but you know damn well your mom won’t hesitate to put 10+ people in. And never forget those automatic sliding doors.

β€œCan your mom pick us up in your honda odyssey?”

by Generic Asian kid #42069 October 24, 2019

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


honda accord

the real pimp car, for more of the modest type, originally driven by white chocolate

damn, look at that hott accord

by Roobz May 24, 2005

295πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


honda accord

Is the hotness car in the world. 75% of the people in brooklyn own one or have owned one.

My honda accord is the hotness car.

by Jay Dizzle March 17, 2005

341πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


tohru honda

The main character of Fruits Basket, a wonderful anime/manga. She is very polite, but, sadly, has no parents and has to live with the Sohma family. (Yuki, Kyo, and Shigure Sohma)

Tohru Honda is my fave Fruits Basket character.

I hope Tohru and Yuki end up together.

Sucks to be you, Tohru and Kyo end up together.

by ~Jay~ January 5, 2006

117πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž