Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia
"Woah look is that Funny xenomorph man who is also a university in Australia? "
"Yes, I call him Dylan Alexander Hopkins"
true homie. ripped asf. pulls all the bitches. can be a bit of a nuisance AT TIMES, but is overall a badass.
homie 1: yo you heard of ricardo, right?
homie 2: Of course, who wasn’t? he’s pulling all
the girls and he’s so strong dude.
homie 1: Ricardo Hopkins is such a badass
Ricardo is a very handsome man who is just a great guy in general. Ricardo is one of the best boyfriends you could ever have and can bench press 300lbs. Ricardo is a honest up going person who will put others before him. Did I mention he’s a great boyfriend?
Girl: I’m so glad to have Ricardo Hopkins as my boyfriend
The most perfect, beautiful, funny, sweet girl you will ever meet. A girl who's smile lights up the room💜
'Devyn Hopkins' will soon be Austins Girlfriend she just doesn't know it!
The art of making out with a boy whilst you both suck and wank each other off without reaching climax whilst simultaneously sticking fingers up each other bums for extra pleasure.
Boy 1: can we do an aaron Hopkins I can't make much mess on this new bed
Boy 2: yeah sure you wanting fingers aswell
Boy 1:well that it what it is
Boy 2:so I'm guessing we wank and such each other off too right?
Boy 1: yeah we wank and suck each other off with fingers up bums but no climaxing gotta keep the bed clean
Boy 2: yeah I'm down
When you're "69ing" with a fellow homosexual gentle man and you hold his head all the way down on your ham candle and fart directly into his nostrils.
I picked this dude up at pickle park last night and gave that day a dirty hopkins.
A country, or southern rock singer, who fucks shit up, and doesn’t care what anybody thinks.
Man: have you heard of that singer Hank Hopkins?
Woman: OMG YES! I want him to have my babies!