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Well, I'd love to come to the after bar but uh, I do believe my lady friend wants to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments.
Horisontal Charleston, slang for sex
Hey baby wanna get in bed and do the horizontal charleston
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Laying down flat on the toilet to pee. Usually necessary due to a boner, because you’re not sure about your aim, or you’re bored with standard peeing strategies.
- James: "I saw Zac Efron horizontal peeing in the trailer for that movie That Awkward Moment and decided to give it a try."
- Mike: "How'd it go?"
- James: "Good. I touched the water.”
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kid 1: dude what did you two do last night?
kid 2: we did the horizontal mombo for about 2 hours
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The act of one pedestrian, or a small group, crossing the street, primarily in a parking lot, in which they enter the road at a seemingly nonexistent angle which can take anywhere from 15 to 30 seconds for them to cross the two-lane road. Witnessing this can take a severe toll on one's psyche, and you should immediately see a psychological therapist before you reach out and bitch slap someone.
Pedestrian: Derpa derp derp... Just gonna enter the road cuz I can
Driver: Ok this is normal, I'll slow down
Pedestrian: Derp derp doodly derp
Driver: Well then, this is taking quite some time
Pedestrian: Derp de der...
Driver: GODDAMMIT! STOP DOING THE HORIZONTAL LEMUR AND MOVE YOUR ASS YOU FAT BASTARD!!!
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When you are going down on someone and aren't getting shit back so you force them into the 69 position by quickly and sneakishly swinging your legs around so you can plant your genitals right on their face--keeping your mouth in tact at all times. Practice makes perfect.
"The other night she was hosting a clam bake so I decided to horizontal kartwheel and plant my shit right in her face"
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it's a special way of running. You lay on your back and move your legs so that you make the same movements as when you run. It is usually practiced by people who do not want to admit that they are lazy.
Aubrey: Amy what are you doing?
Amy: Im doing horizontal running.
Aubrey: Just admit that you are lazy.
Amy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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