on the horn

when the male penis is erected, sometimes "on the horn" is used to explain an inappropriate erection

1. I was on the horn, but she didn't even notice. (sad face)

2. Oh lordy, is he on the horn?

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horn

kinda horny, kinda not horny

i'm horn, so i guess i'll go look at porn later

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horns

A person or animal's eyes.

The cop who had gone EOW shot himself between his horns.

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horn

another term for "cock-blockin".....

Man son, quit hornin' in on my kool-aid!

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horn mestizo

1. a. A person of mixed European and Native American heritage or descent who rambles in his/her speech, b. eats an inordinant amount of carrots, or c. cramps the bug.

2. Harsh sun

3. Withered corn stalk

1.a) That ol' horn mestizo is really annoying, and if he don't shut his trap soon, I'm gonna lamblast the son'u'bitch
1.b) The horn mestizo over there sure can eat alotta them carrots
1.c) Check out that friggin' horn mestizo!

2. I grew increasingly hot in the horn mestizo.

3. The shanks of the horn mestizo ruffled in the rising wind.

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French Horning

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.

Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.

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goal horn

when a hockey player scores a goal in that player's home arena, instantaneously lighting the red lamp thus triggering a horn similar to the likes of a the horn from a train. the goal horn brings about an ecstatic reaction from the crowd and is best accompanied by the "hey song"

The Calgary Flames goal horn gives me chills down my spine. I downloaded the MP3 version of the Flames goal horn to my iPod and I listen to it before I play in my deck hockey league.