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to be fucked by a male horse up ur bum without ur consent!
Mr Oller looked after a horse for a day and got a ass full of horse cum!
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A horse is a beautiful kind and gentle animal they have tons of personality and can say things to you with out even saying anything. I have a horse and he's my world he's my best friend. There's no way to actually describe the relationship between a horse and their human treat them right and you'll have a best friend with endless love. <3
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In essence, a booty call. The horse is that girl you always call when you want to have crazy backseat sex. The horse is called, 'the horse' because she gets ridden a lot, and because she looks like one.
Yeah, I was feeling the heat so I called Emma 'cause shes the horse.
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A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.
Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?
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The best ting on erth I wish I cold mate with won
OMG is that a bonch of horses I love horses 😍
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horsepower,as in an engine
Yeah, right! How is that big old truck supposed to have 800 horses?
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When one of ur mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned) or a combination of both.. and starts staggering backwards and forwards liek an old decrepid horse.
"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"
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