hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

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hose b

The nickname for someone named jose, because jose sounds like hose a, the nickname becomes hose b.

Friend of jose: YOOOOO!!
jose: hey
friend of jose: what's good hose b?!

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Fire Hose

When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.

I gave this chick a Fire Hose this weekend. She never saw it cumming.

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hose queen

A promiscuous woman.

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mud-hose

When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. A mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.

I walked into the bathroom at work and heard Bill working his mud-hose.

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meat hose

1. taco bells way of supplying meat

Rupert: Can i have a Taco?
Taco bell: No, SOrry our meat hose is cloged

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Hose hoe

A person who screws around with a lot of firemen.

Ken: “oh that Morgan is out with a new guy from station 10.”
Ben: “I thought she was with the guy in 15?”
Ken: “Nah, it’s a new guy now. She’s such a hose hoe.”

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