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When the pinky toe does not touch the ground when either standing or walking naturally.
Look at your little toe! It doesn't actually touch the ground like the rest. You've got a hover toe! It just floats there in mid-air.
Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.
"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"
Just as it sounds, an overly cautious mother who thinks her kid is in extreme danger all the time and can't bare to leave it's side.
hover mother hover mom
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A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus
GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one
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taking a shit with your ass hovering off the seat. usually occurs in public restrooms when the seat has piss all over it.
dood i had to shit so bad at school the other day. i walked in the stall but if was covered in piss. i had to pull a fuckin hover off.
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big ass car
ie: a cadilac sevile
yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.
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Mainly applicable to women (intoxicated women) that hover because they don't want to sit on a nasty toilet and have to people very very badly. Sometimes, when a woman is in the position, pushing urine out with force, a little something else comes out. The desire to poo isn't even there when you go to the bathroom, but with all the muscle action, it is thrust out into the world.
Person A: "I just pissed and some poo came out!"
Person B: "Oh man! You just hover shit!!"
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