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Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023


your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021


Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.

Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby

by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017


Hubby

A cute squeezable animal

Oh my god that dog so HUBBY

by AlecLEE41 June 10, 2019


Hubby

A weird ass name for your husband
(Wtf is a hubby dude. People and their weird ass words)

My hubby is a dilf.

by BR4INz August 3, 2023


Hubby

a word white people use to describe their 300 pound husband with a goatee.

I ordered the scrambled eggs, and hubby over there ordered the classical American pancakes.

by milfymilfy February 9, 2022


hubby

annoying ass word white bitches created thinking its cute

β€œi made lunch for my hubby πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‡πŸ₯° gonna go drop it off to his work place πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜˜β€

shut the fuck up fuck you and ur hubby

by stackshigh February 24, 2023