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The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
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My humpty ass forgot to save my paper and I lost it when my computer crashed.
Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.
Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck
A verb which mainly means "high treason, insult to others both higher and lower, he who has no chill" if you ever commit this you'll be killed on sight
(person 1): Man not EVERYONE can be an Olympian
(person 2): I feel insulted did you just commit dodo-fragil-dodo-pene-humpty-dumptytarinsm on me?!
a girl with an egg shaped face, usually with a chin that drips into her neck
Lisa Lampanelli? That humpty dumptress with no chin? Yeah-- I always get her mixed up with Chaz Bono.
A relatively young term, emerging from the slang terms for Wednesday (hump day) and the act of discarding one's partner. Thus, Humpty Dumpty can be defined as a breakup on a Wednesday.
bitch: Hey girl, how's you and Mark?
hoe: Well... Humpty Dumpty.
bitch: Oh nooo then we have to get you laid this weekend