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How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

by All State 1B June 23, 2013

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I know what you are

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the โ€œhomophobic dogโ€ meme lore.

โ€œi know what you are Michaelโ€ (mike wheeler stranger things)

by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

22๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I know my chickens

when someone knows a group of people really well like a mother knows her children

comes from an Italian phrase

"dude, im gonna put a snake in Izzy and JJ's lockers, it'll be HIlarious!"

"nah man, u shouldn't, i know my chickens, they'll flip out"

by SUF1318 June 19, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


how did i know

Used to mean you knew something was going to happen without prior explicit knowledge.

Usually used with emphasis on "how" and sounds like a statement, rather than a question.

your friend is calling you on the phone: "how did i know" - implies you knew they were going to call you, whether you really did or not.

by weenda January 17, 2006


you know, i know

When you say this line with another person, it's 100% certain that you both are inlove with each other.

you know, i know

jimin: you know
yoongi: i know

In conlusion, yoonmin married.

by yoonmignon May 29, 2020


i know your kind

I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.

Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!

Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

by Cowboynatedog ๐Ÿ‘€ September 20, 2017

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I know that feel bro

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

by FauxShou August 20, 2011

80๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž