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I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
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When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes
*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”
This is a phrase that British actor/singer Murray Head says when he sees an array of nude Thai stripper girls in the video for the 1985 hit "One Night in Bangkok". That song is featured in the Cold War-themed romantic adventure musical "Chess", which was written by the men of ABBA and appeared on Broadway in 1988.
Rocky, Freddy and Frankie are watching cable TV in their dorm room. The 1983 movie "Class" is being shown on HBO. It stars Jacqueline Bisset as a Mrs. Robinson type. You get the idea. After this preppy-ass boarding school kid meets her in a bar they are later in a shopping mall, in an elevator all by themselves and they kanoodle and he goes down on her and there is some noise being made. Frankie is disgusted by what he sees. He says strongly "I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine!"
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Can i get free gay dicks
Can i get free gay dicks
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a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.
and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...
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What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
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A popular phrase said by RM or Namjoon, the leader of the popular band BTS.
Hello, can I get some bottle of w0ta?
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