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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

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Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024


I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022


what i really mean

my question is

what i really mean is which activity is

by merahjambu August 10, 2017


Insane I mean neurodivergent

A funny Tumblr saying. Not meant to be offensive.

xemous-stimsx: it's insane i mean neurodivergent how the horrors never stop
wowiezowie-1987: i'm legitimately insane i mean neurodivergent about Serial Experiments Lain

by eatingknees July 20, 2024


hey girl i mean they

how to greet your nonbinary friend

hey man it’s nice to see you

“hey girl i mean they”

by kubiks April 20, 2024


i mean

another way of saying yes to a question

Michael: did you eat all my cookies

-Josh with cookies his face-

John: I meannnn

by rrfewreewe January 20, 2021