sticky IP

A sort of weird cross between dynamic IP and static IP, a sticky IP is one that is assigned dynamically (through DHCP, but it has a habit of hanging onto your broadband modem as long as you don't have to reset it. Mostly found amongst cable modem internet providers such as Roadrunner.

You can't get a proper domain on a sticky IP.

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IP Ban

When you act like a real fuktard and then the host bans you with your IP Address.

Me: STOP FUCKING CAMPING OR GET BANNED.
f-tard: WhAt YoU GoNnA Do AbOuT It?
Killfeed:"qwerty55 has been IP Banned
f:tard:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
f-tard:UNBAN ME RIGHT NOWWW!!!*sob*

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kooking ip

Used when someone is hooking up and the excited friend is too drunk to properly text and alert the 40 expectant friends waiting for the event to occur that, indeed, the impossible is happening.

"DEENA SHM FKLSDJJHG KOOKING IP"

"I am very hungry tonight, so I will most likely be kooking ip."

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ip-relayed

A term hearing people, usually younger teenagers, use to describe the process of calling someone through Relay.

This word is used by people who have no business using relay to call out. Relay is a service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing, or Speech Disabled; not for kids to make prank, lewd, or harassing calls.

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IP

Injured Party

He/she is the IP in this situation.

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Max IP

A threshold of extreme anger, which results in a violent outburst if reached. The term is in reference to the classic Japanese role playing game "Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals", originally released on the Super Nintendo. In the game, each character acquires IP points whenever they are injured; the points can then be used to unleash special attacks on unsuspecting foes. Many players will refrain from using their special IP attacks until they have reached "Max IP", which is supposedly the breaking point of their characters' rage.

Man 1 - "What's with all the broken furniture?"
Man 2 - "Ah, it's my girlfriend... she found out I cheated on her with the ladies' badminton coach, and she just went totally Max IP."
Man 1 - "Damn... what the hell is Max IP?"

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IP Address

If someone has it other than you, you’re fucked

Guy1: That creepy ass girl down the street got my IP Address
Guy2: Oh shit, you’re fucked.

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