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A less awesome version of the Blackberry cellphone that will break down every five seconds and makes you pay for every piece of software upon it.
iPhone user: "OMGOMG. Look at the ttly-awweeesome app I just got on my iPhone!"
Blackberry user: "...What does it do...?"
iPhone user: "It helps me track Miley Cyrus's exact movements through GPS. Isn't it Keeeewl."
Blackberry user: "STFU. I'm off to a buisness lunch with Chuck Norris."
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it's cool for like a week, but it gets boring. the internet is cool, the texting sucks, the email is cool, no aim, no video, just a camera. For a 400-500 dollar you would expect these simple things, but Jobs got lazy, faggot. Anyway, youse your money on a Blackberry or Sidekick Lx. I've had a iPhone before, theyre not that great, TRUST ME. Theyre just flashy and good looking. So save your money, SERIOUSLY! P.S. NO INSURANCE.
Sup bro, you go that new iphone?
-Yup, its cool, just missing hella shit.
-Oh, my blackberry is hella sick, i can do everything, including aim
-:(
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The most amazing phone known to man. I would be lost without mine. It can do just about anything.
1- Dude, is that an iPhone?
2- Yeah...
1- Wow, what a waste of good money
2- A waste of good money?
1- Um yes, u spoiled little brat, I hate you soo much.
2- Hm?
1- You douchebag. The iPhone sucks.
2- Really? Does it suck?
1- No.. it rules, it's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. I'm just too poor and jealous to afford one.
2- *Nods* Your poor thing.
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The phone that is always claiming it self-being "innovative" even though other companies has invented it's features 3 years ago.
Guy: OMG I GOT THE NEW 1000$ iPhone! Now you can animate my face as poop!
Me: *sigh...*
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The iPhone is a line of smartphones that are marketed by the company Apple.
Did you see that girl? She has an iPhone 11!
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A really expensive paper weight. The most shit most useless object on the planet a new model of the iphone is made every year and the best part is no matter how bad it is you will buy it because apple uses mind controll powers through the use of ads created by bill zuckerberg
Yo wtf bro why would you get me shitty iphone?
Well you ran out of toilet paper so i though you could use this instead
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