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Synonymous with "mismanagement."
I've been Carbondaled!
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Marine, Illinois is a half an hour east of St. Louis, Missouri. Marine, is a village made up of 930 drunken coked out red necks, with no drivers license or high school education. There is a grade school in the village which consists of the inbred children of the carnie yard across route 143. The one and only gas station is ran by a retard, and a slut, and sometimes a slutty retard. There is one bar/pub within city limits, and is ran by two lesbians with the combined weight of a combine loaded down with squirrel guts from nearby Silver Creek. The Madison County Heritage Trail ends in northern marine, and is usually inhabited by coke fiends sniffing wild animals asses to get that last fix, that is unattainable at the slutty retards gas station or lesbian bar.
BILL: Where you from?
CHAD: Marine, Illinois.
BILL: Oh, so you take it in the ass?
CHAD: Only at the lesbian bar by the slutty retard.
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A small country town turned new age suburbia. it is one of the fastest growing towns in the chicagoland area. most of the kids that attend school here are in the high upper middle class. they are the home of the oswego panthers and the oswego east wolves. there are 2 high schools, 4 junior highs, and 11 elementary schools. the two largest major cliques you will find here are A: preppy rich white kids. and B: drug addict skater kids. and there a large handful of mixes of these two groups. the local "hangout" is this little roach-infested ice cream shop called Dari Hut. Home of CYSO flute player Ryan Z. The marching band played in the rose bowl and the football team has gone to state before. on february 11th 2007 a car accident occured that broadcasted on national news. Carino is a bitch. there are a lot of people here who think they are cool but they are just gay. thats oswego for you, dont move here!
Laguna Beach + small farm town = oswego illinois
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The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.
Like where? Springfield, Illinois?
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A town full of fucks. Dry on weed; visit Champaign Illinois for that if you live in sullivan. Or if you condone crack smoking visit Decatur Illinois. There is a theatre with a lot of gays, and attracts gays from cities like Chicago, IL. They are lots of fun. Cornfields, Alcoholics, and a nice group of people believed to be upperclass by the lowerds. Basically nothing happens here. BUT you can get drunk at one of the bars, you sluts.
Fuck Sullivan Illinois, lets's go to Champaign to get some dank shit; last time I went to Decatur I got ripped off by that crack head.
Did you go see that show in Sullivan illinois? I think i almost got raped Doug Wilson-that guy on TLC!
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Bartlett is an obscure northwest suburb of chicago that is surrounded by Streamwood, Hanover Park, Elgin/South Elgin, Bloomingdale, West Chicago, and Carol Stream. If you’re not from the other places that were just listed, chances are you may not even know where or what Bartlett is. In a nutshell, it’s a mid-size suburb with about 42,000 residents that has NOTHING to offer. Filled with subdivisions and neighborhoods everywhere, we basically just have two starbucks, a jewel osco, a home depot, a few fast food places, and a decent park district, pool & library. other than that, we have NOTHING and there’s never anything to do here.
Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.
Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Person from Indiana: “Where are you from?”
Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”
Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”
Bartlettian: “Exactly.”
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Perhaps the most Redneck town in existence. The town is so small, when driving past if you blink you miss it. Majority of the students are terribly redneck. The ones who move there end up wanting to shoot themselves. The staff at the high school is a joke. The students think its fun and cool to chew tobacco. The school is divided into two parts, 1: the redneck natives who own the school, and 2: those who moved into the town who realize what a joke it really is. Common apparel at Serena includes, a flannel and a pair of cow boy boots (puke)
Hey lets go to Serena Illinois and do something!"~~"Like what? play in corn?
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