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When you poop without making a sound
I could hear a pin drop but yet didn't even hear your silent second.
Pertaining to the high school students in their second semester of senior year, it is the act of doing poorly on one's assingment, paper, and or tests.
This does not just go for schoolwork, can be done in all facets of life also.
dude, I totally second semestered that test.
I didnt even read the book, I'm gonna second semester it
I just second semestered that red light
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a quick moment of time halted to where everyone stops what they're doing to experience the moment together.
person: "hold on one hot military second, y'all!" (surrounding noises come to a chosen halt) *person farts*
everyone nearby: laughs and scurries in disgust
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A women in your life that represents the same characteristics as your real mother. Usually your best friends mom or an adult that you spend almost as much time with as your real mother and trust the same way. This person usually regards you the same way and accepts you as their second son/daughter. In some cases you visit this person so often there is usually an extra spot of your own at the dinner table.
Eric: "Hey bro, mind if I bring my new girlfriend over for dinner tonight?"
Ryan: "Sure dude, what for?"
Eric: "I was hoping my second mom could meet her and give me her blessings."
Ryan: "Right on, we will sit her next to you at the diner table."
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Used as an adverb phrase, sometimes added after saying ‘‘first of all’’. Thus the words ‘‘of all’’ are sometimes added to ‘‘second’’ in colloquial oral speech although it is generally considered either improper or, at best, unnecessary to do so in terms of grammar and logic, especially considering that it should be enough to use ‘‘of all’’ only once, that is to say after ‘‘first’’, and no matter how many elements are supposed to be listed.
Adverb phrase used by way of emphasis, often to let someone know that one is not is a good mood, or has been offended by something.
One would be right in thinking that this adverb phrase is a way to make some particular matter sound more important than it actually is.
Probably widely used in the entire English-speaking world, definitely quite of common usage in English Canada.
Example (taken from a show that is generally considered quite stupid, namely ‘‘Love Court’’, on Much Music, in Canada):
Man on a blind date in a limousine, on camera, talking to the woman sitting next to him
‘‘I got really drunk and hooked up with a fat chick once.
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One of the four judges in a different place, played by (female) humorist Dini Dimakos
- First of all, you weren’t that drunk; and second of all, I was just bloated.’’
Other example based on a context taken from real life:
Young woman talking to a friend of hers while waiting for a city bus
‘‘So I told her, ‘Hey, first of all, if bringing all those friggin’ goodies back home by six thirty in the evening yesterday really was so important, you should have said so right away. Second of all, you knew perfectly well that I was unable to do it anyway since I didn’t have the car then’.’’
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When you finish taking a shit and then you suddenly have to shit again.
I was on my way out the door when the Second Wave hit me.
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slutty seconds is the name for either a girl who sleeps w/ a whole bunch of her ex-bfs friends, or a guy who sleeps w/ all his friends ex-gfs
Male form: Man, Craig is going for slutty seconds. He's sleeping w/ the same girl that fucked his friends Eric and Justin.
Female form: Oh my god, Brita is for sure taking slutty seconds. She fucked Chelsea's ex, Melissa's ex, and Kerri's ex.
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