80s baby

this term confuses a lot of people. the term “80s baby” doesn’t mean a person born in the 1980s. it means a person that was a teenager in the 1980s and experienced the youth culture of the 1980s.

You are an "80s baby" if:

If you played Pac Man, Donkey Kong, Pole Position, Centipede, or Super Mario Bros video games

Played outside til the street lights came on

Wore neon colors, catheads, leg warmers, jean jackets, jumpsuits, acid washed jeans, oversized shirts

Went to the movies to see E.T., Breakin', Real Genius, The Muppets, Karate Kid, Ghostbusters, Coming To America, Krush Groove, Mary Poppins, or Beat Street

Woke up earlier on Saturday mornings to watch cartoons, and Zoom/Mr. Wizard's World so you could do the same experiments the kids did on show

If you knew the lyrics to Self Destruction and Fight the Power.

Played duck duck goose, simon says, double dutch, kickball, hopscotch, dodgeball.. etc

Remember seeing Michael Jackson's perform "Billie Jean" on the Music Awards Show

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Section 80

Refers to those born in the 80s

A:Date of birth
B:28
A:So you're section 80 right?

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highway 80

Euphemism used to discreetly express that one is under the influence of Adderall.

Person A: I just spent six hours making anagrams out of my sister's name, before which I cleaned her entire kitchen with a toothpick and inventoried all my possessions with color-coded markers and 2x2 index cards that I cut myself at 3am while you were sleeping!

Person B: Sounds like somebody has been cruising down Highway 80.

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80'sified

when you need to dress up in the 80's style and you dont have anything just call the local rock head.

see you tomorrow in 80's gear or ready to be 80'sified

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80

A sexual intercourse position where a persons ass is to the other persons mouth in any position. Another name for eating ass.

Rob: Dude, I totally 69'd last night!
Austin: Oh yeah, have you tried doing 80?

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m-80

A big ass illegal firecracker/quarter stick of dynamite.Used by the army as simulation grenades for training, but some ordinary people wanted them to play with so they stared selling them at stores, until people started blowing there hands off. Now there illegal.

"Could easily blow up an ordinary mail box, but dont do that cuz that is a very big federal offense."

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80 dollars

The act of giving anal sex you must give 80 dollars. If you receive, you gain 80 dollars.

This chick passed me on the street and I was like "WHOA- 80 dollars"

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