Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays

“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”

Attic baby

Another name for a Jew child

You hear issac and Sara are having another. Attic baby

asylum attic

crazy brain, loco en la cabeza

Myles has an asylum attic if he thinks that girl will reply to 4 hours of non-stop chats. Dude you're nuts.

Alishas Attic

The singer duo from London, Shelley and Kelly Poole, sisters, started the smoky eyes trend, loves Alanis, very unique. Had 2 albums, Alisha rules the world and Illumina. Underrated, but their music is incredible, straightforward lyrics, they live with Alisha, a naughty angel from their imagination.

"I can't explain her, she's so Alishas Attic!"

Toys in the attic

It means drugs in the brain

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."

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Cleaned Grandma's Attic

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner

Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC