Cribs Fridge

A refrigerator that is stocked to the maximum with all types of delicious goodies and fresh food. May include beer, steaks, deli meat, milk, purple drink, fresh fruit, gourmet cheeses, every possible condiment, champagne, frozen pizzas, Capri Suns, cookie dough, and salsa.

However, be warned that a Cribs fridge can be a potential breeding ground for a swarm of locust.

Ted ::opens fridge and face lights up with a myriad of colors::

Ted: "Daaaaamn dude, you got a Cribs Fridge up in here!"

Dave: "Yeah, I got paid yesterday and I went and spent $200 at the g-store... and no, you can't have anything."

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Fry the fridge

Fry the fridge is when you finally stick your penis in the girl youve been always wanted to.

Yo, did you finally fry the fridge with Samantha last night.

shut the fridge

A phrase used by nickelodeon to replace shut the fuck up.

Carly: Did you see that Shelby Marx's game yesterday?
Sam: Oh, shut the fridge! Was it yesterday?

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fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.

Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)

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Fridge nab

The act of taking someone's personal belongings such as a blanket, laptop, purse or undies and hiding it in the refrigerator.

Rosie you've been fridge nabbing my shit all night!

Nuke the Fridge

A phrase an Urban Dictionary user tried desperately to implement into circulation by using multiple fake accounts to post barely dissimilar "definitions". This tragic act was committed on May 26th 2008, in reference to the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise.

"While I cannot deny that "Nuke the Fridge" is a witty correlation with the phrase "Jump the Shark", the desperation employed by it's fraudulent author reminisces of making up your own nickname. After 12 years I suppose it's not going to catch on."

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THE FRIDGE

THE FRIDGE is the sickest, most bad ass band out of Mountlake Terrace, Washington.

Whoa! I just saw THE FRIDGE, they are sick!

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