cobra commander

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"

After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander

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force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the Alliance, and try to conquer your enemies. Unfortunately, Force Commander wasn't recieved well by gamers, and a new Star Wars RTS was released to please those people. The new game used the Age of Empires engine and was called Galactic Battlegrounds. GB was pretty fun, but I don't think it stands up to its predeccesor.

My army of AT-STs and AT-PTs raped the little Rebel soldiers.

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Commander Cool

1. To be referred or compared to the ultimate badass who ever lived.

2. Another term for "the man", referring to ones friends.

3. Norville Rogers' (Shaggy) hero and role model/at times alter ego.

1. Dude, you can't wuss out now. You're like Commander Cool now.

2. I'm awesome. I'm the man. I'm amazing. I'm Commander Cool.

3. This looks like a job for Commander Cool...and Mellow Mutt!

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Command + Q

The Macintosh equivalent of Alt + F4.

-Some random game's chatroom-

Pro: Hey Mac users! Press Command + Q to enable god mode!

*Bunch of people disconnect*

Pro (thinking): Now it's time to get those Windows users...

boredom command

The command you type at any *nix console when you are bored or in deep thought and don't know exactly what to type or why.

Geek 1: I just typed my boredom command about 20 times, maybe I should leave for the day?
Geek 2: Hah, I just caught myself repeating `ps aux` in my console, lets go get snockered.

Orbital Commander

Navigating through a group of fat people, either in a crowd or in a line

In order to move along the buffet line, I had to orbital commander around a group of fatties lingering around the chocolate fountain.

company commander

An officer in the US Army in charge of a company of soldiers. Usually of captain rank
Which is basically just an E4 with a bachelors degree.

Stupid, vain and obtuse.
Useless as tits on a bull!

When leadership of the company rests squarely on the shoulders of the Non Comisioned officer corps!

Captain Pillai was a shitty company commander. And twice as useless! However he sure had a purrrrdy set of pussy lips

Captain Pillai sucked as a CO
Company Commander