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The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.
(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely
karma sutra muscle injury, caused by not strectching or warming up
Dave was embarrased by his caoimhphysical injury to his hamstring, caused by not stretching before trying position 49
Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face
The worst type of injury a man can endure
PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury
to be stuck in the hell hole of jury duty.
I have been injuryed all week.
a sports season-ending injury induced by sperm
Cassie: "Hey, did you hear that Juliet is out for the rest of the season, probably some of next season?"
Pam: "What happened?"
Cassie: "Sperm injury...the baby is due in May."
Pam: "Good for her, but she would have been out just six months with a knee injury."
An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.
A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.