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innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016

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Inoculation (innoc)

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.

Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.

by HP July 24, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


innocent overlap

Excuse you give for getting caught having sex with a new love while not having totally severed ties with your former love.

Male: I can't believe we have been banging for two weeks and your still talking to your ex!

Female: It's just an innocent overlap...

by drime ramsey January 1, 2021


Sons of Innocence

Sons of Innocence is an Australian based Scrap Metal band from Adelaide, South Australia formed in 2017. The band consists of five members: Steve Murphy as Lead Vocalist, Matthew Dale on Lead Guitar, James Andonopoulos on Rhythm Guitar, Carmelo Petrilli on drums and Jason Stacey on Bass Guitar. The bands biggest influences include Marilyn Manson, The Beatles, Wednesday 13, Cradle of Filth and Avenged Sevenfold just to name a few.

The band's sound varies from Hard Rock to Metal and even has some hints of Black Metal. Sons of Innocence first began as a song writing duo with Steve Murphy writing a majority of the lyrics and rhythm guitar and Matthew Dale writing the lead guitar and drum parts. The duo went under the name of Nautical Twilight and recorded a demo album in 2012.

Sons of Innocence went through several members before finally settling on Carmelo Petrilli, James Andonopoulos and Jason Stacey to fill the void.

The band is currently in the process of recording their first album which is set for a projected release of 2020.

Jim: "Did you hear that song Asylum?"

Dave: "Yeah it's by the Sons of Innocence."

by Iamfagay February 9, 2020


Innocent Eyed

Someone who can see who you are and tries their best to understand. A really great person to have around, and/or be.

Lauren has a certain Innocent Eyed feel about her, I told her about my past and she didn't judge.

by Open Soul December 23, 2014


mentally innocent

Mentally Innocent (adj.) A euphemism for "retarded," "window licker," "dumbshit," etc. Mainly used to insult other individuals who are not truly mentally challenged but make poor decisions.

Drill Sergeant 1: "We were just told that we couldn't call you retarded anymore."
Drill Sergeant 2: "Yeah. So we're now referring to ya'll as 'mentally innocent'."
Unidentified Soldier: -- laughs
Drill Sergeant 1: "What mentally innocent fuck just made noise in my formation?!"
Drill Sergeant 2: "Half-right face!..."

by rascal312132 July 21, 2021


Innocent thoughts

Thinking about sliding up in them cheeks while reaching around to squeeze some titties and play with that kitty.

I was having innocent thoughts while spooning with Paola

by Rbbj1974 October 22, 2019