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when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
yes daddy" inverted asshole
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When a man does a handstand while a woman gives him a handjob
John removed his trousers and did a handstand. Lisel gave him a handjob. Thus, an inverted handjob was performed at a high level of expertise.
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One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.
Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me
other kid: what happened?
Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod
other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
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The act of breathing through your anus. The actual term defines the process of inhaling, not exhaling the air.
Mitch laid on his back with his cheeks spread and inhaled an inverted fart.
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While a man & woman engage in anal sex, the man places an empty fishbowl over her head. Just before he finishes, he pulls out and comes on the bowl.
Also known as "Assfixiation."
"Hey Mary, why is your face so blue? Did you just do the Inverted Astronaut?"
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A condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. Frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person's problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their buttox. Although the "thumb up the buttox" procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). Over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. At this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management dick up the ass(see: Joe Howe))The person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.
The primary symptom of Inverted Colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the "corncob up the ass" or "freshly given the shaft" condition.
Although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. Inverted Colon is very serious. It causes severe mental anguish including a massive inferiority complex, inability to poop for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme sexual anxiety and complete loss of sexual appetite and inability to achieve orgasm (especially for homosexual males), and eventually death. Currently, there is no cure for Inverted Colon.
My friend John works for AOL. The only way he can solve anyone's issue is by sticking his thumb up his own buttox. I fear that in time his colon will become inverted. Poor John is going to die one day, and it'll be all AOLs fault.
My ex-Boss Joe's colon became inverted due to the number of management cocks that have been shoved up his ass over time.
The AOL site manager Nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the buttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her rectum.
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When a guy has a 4 some with a woman of colour and two women of white ethnicity.
Will had an inverted oreo with 3 women.
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