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single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018


Konge-Ire

A unisex name. An amazing heart. Always wanting the best for others. Very skillful. Loves to joke around and have a great sense of humor.

Ohh, look at Konge-Ire

by Mimiso la la July 13, 2021


IRS

Slang for, I'm really sad

Mike: Reagan, IRS today...
Reagan: why you so IRS today?

Mike: because of your bullsh*t about rbf

by Therossicut August 13, 2021


IRS

1: Something that wants your money
2: Someone that wants your money
3: Instant Ripe Spaghetti or Spaghetti that is just right when cooked in an instant.

I got caught by the IRS

by SirSnyder February 2, 2020


IRS

A government branch that knows how much you have to pay but makes you calculate it.

The IRS is a fucking government branch that knows how much you have to pay but makes you calculate it.

by rice bulgogi April 30, 2021


IRS

Irrational Rally of Superhomos

The IRS are pieces of gutter shit. Who else takes 55% of someone’s lottery winnings? Nobody.

by Biels96 August 2, 2022


IRS

MyImmediate Family Plead Me MentallyRetarded & I Aint; Go Fuck Yourselves: AMEN

IRS is a Money Source for the MentallyHandycapt.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 4, 2020