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Iron Maiden is the best band in the world!
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Iron Maiden. What to say? Iron Maiden is the greatest metal band to have ever existed, ever, and there is no arguing. Steve Harris is a fucking genius songwriter, not to mention the most Godlike bassist who EVER LIVED. You could basically cut off his hands, and he'd still be better than Les Claypool. He's that good. Don't forget, Bruce Dickinson is the most amazing singer, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith, and Janick Gers are the most amazing guitarists, and Nicko McBrain is the most amazing drummer to ever set foot anywhere in space. Ever.
Iron Maiden is not to be argued with, because their mascot Eddie, who is the fucking beastliest, coolest mascot EVER, will rip your head off. They are the greatest band ever, and people that like metal, but not Iron Maiden, should have their nipples ripped off and glued to their eyeballs.
Iron Maiden's best song is either "Hallowed be thy Name", "The Trooper", "Killers", or "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".
Maybe "Aces High".
Maidenhead: Iron Maiden fuckin roxorz my soxorz.
Fuckingdouche: Iron Maiden sucks.
*Maidenhead then proceeds to rip Fuckingdouche's pubic hair out and staple it to Fuckingdouche's face.
Fuckingdouche: You've converted me... Iron Maiden is fucking amazing.
Maidenhead: Damn straight.
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One of the best if not the best band ever. Some of their best songs are: The Trooper, Hallowed Be Thy Name, Wasted Years, Stranger In A Strange Land, Aces High, and their best song and most underrated song is Caught Somewhere In Time.
Dude I was in such a shitty mood and then I listened to Caught Somewhere In Time by Iron Maiden and I have felt fucking great ever since.
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1:A vary talented metal band.
2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.
3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.
1:Iron Maiden is the best!
2:The poor man was put in the Iron Maiden.
3:Iron Maiden creep me out.
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A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
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One of the greatest Metal bands ever. Has created masterpieces like "Hallowed Be Thy Name", " Rime Of The Ancient Mariner", "Alexander The Great" and "The Number Of The Beast". Underrated tracks are " Blood Brothers", "Children Of The Damned", "Sign Of The Cross" and "Empire Of The Clouds". While the second last album " The Final Frontier" wasn't that good (still great, but one of the worst Iron Maiden albums in my opinion), their new album "The Book Of Souls" was great, with masterpieces like "The Red and The Black", " Tears Of A Clown" and "Empire Of the Clouds", which is the longest song from Iron Maiden atm and propably one of the best. Iron Maiden unfortanetly has many ignorant fans that think that Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are the only good bands of all time and hate on everyone who disagrees. Still great band.
Smart Maiden-Fan: Hey, wanna go on a IM-concert, they are the best band ever in my opinion!
Smart Not-IM-Fan: No sorry, I don't really like Iron Maiden althought I respect them and think they're talented. I prefer other bands, but thank you for asking!
Stupid IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid you fucker i hate you how can you not like IRON MAIDEN they are the best you're stupid fuck you and your opinion, I'm a strong ignorant douchebag, I have to hate on your opinion althought you respect mine.
Stupid Not-IM-Fan: WTF dude are u stupid Iron Maiden is the worst band ever Slipknot is da god, Bruce sounds like a gay horse being raped by a sheep. I'm an ignorant douchebag and I have to hate you for having another opinion.
Smart IM-Fan&Smart not-IM-Fan: You guys are just ignorant douchebags, you're not worth listening to Iron Maiden.
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The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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