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so, this definition was posted awhile ago-
"Definition of an Agnes Irwin girl: Wearing cashmere sweaters, Gucci sunglasses, and Tiffanys galore, these Philadelphian socialits take pride in their top notch prepatory education, the Agnes Irwin School. Arriving in BMWs, Audis, or Land Rovers, these blondes (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) not only know how to calculate daddy's trust fund, but also their 1300> SAT score. Special skills include superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white buttondown shirt, collar up. When not applying to the top universities in the country, these AIS ladies may be spotted at parties with an Ivy League bound hunk, while taking shots of expensive liquor from their families wine cellars. Ultimately defined as one of beauty, wealth, and brains, an AIS girl will carry on the tradition of charming you with her classy styles and grace."
i believe that was the most pathetic thing i've ever read. i don't do to ais, baldwin, haverford, or whatever, i am in fact well out of college.
if you're proud of being that way, you need a serious reality check- what you have described it the most heinous thing most people in the real world could ever concieve. get ready for a rude awakening if you ever leave your precious main line and live in reality.
ps. you're all just really sad.
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The teacher said IR WINE
Old and rejected Adam Irwin is old and rejected cause he pulled the plum with james
The sexiest man on earth! Jake irwins are very athletic and fit. Jake irwins are super sweet and love to cuddle they are the best guy a girl could ask for and love to cuddle! 💓
"Look at that sexy guy." "Omg that must be a Jake Irwin."
a great school for classy,intelligent young women (leave the trashiness to baldwin) on the mainline.FUll of major hotties who r probs dating a sexy havy boy who will never leave her for a baldwin pig. or you might even see her out with a meathead from EA They party harder than they study and manage to have all all A's and still play lax,field hockey,soccer and tennis.
All in all a waaaaaay better school than baldwin or Ea if you didnt know.
Agnes Irwin girls don't need to grind on havys at the mixers to get them to like her..they already have plans to invite her to their beach house and party on their private yacht.
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a dick who constantly bullies me yet calls himself my best friend.
ashton irwin is my best friend, but he’s such a sassy pants istg
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People from Irwin, PA between 31 minutes-1 hour and 2 minutes outside of Pittsburgh (depending on route). Irwin Jags are the drivers everyone hate go through red lights, not using a turn signal, not letting you back out of a parking space. When not involving driving Irwin Jags stare at people for no reason, they stare because you don't look like you fit in with the Irwin community. Irwin Jags are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, and/or have voted for Donald Trump. Irwin Jags also don't care about public health and safety and refuse to wear a mask and/or get vaccinated.
Example 1: Jimmy: Did you hear about the story of the one school board member at the Norwin School District in the news for the nasty comment he made about Transgender People, and Black Lives Matter?
Susan: Oh you mean Robert Wayman? Yeah he's one of those Irwin Jags.
Example 2: James: Irwin Jags thinks they're entitled to go through a red light it is like they think traffic laws don't apply to them. Did they get their Driver's License from a Cracker Jack Box?
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and now i woulkd like to say that agnes irwin wants to join ea/haverford day. well if you took a poll at ea in the highschool out of about 600 kids you would get about three that say yes. and the rest would say no!
Megan what did yo vote for, "NO!" and then the kid w9ould go to everyone throguh the grade and get no everytime.
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