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I SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE (YOUR MOVE)

A fabulous song by YES and a fabulous game by SAW.

GRAVITATE YOUR ASSHOLE AWAY FROM YOU. YOU R MOVE.

UNLV...YOU EN EL VEE

AS I CAN LIFT YOU UP

I SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE ( YOUR MOVE) as depends WHAT LOVERS DO in how much SAY SAY SAY I will have or you will have as as the INSTANT KARMA is the best SHITTER.

Oh it's you already as I SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE (YOUR MOVE) TO YOUR ALREADY .

I SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE (YOUR MOVE) WELL R YOU GOOD..YOU R NOT SO YOU EN EL VEE...I THANK YOU GIRL IS CAPITAL CITIES COMMUNICATION.

I SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE (YOUR MOVE)
OK MAYBE...EICHEN ELEVATOR YOUR PU.
PLEASE FIND ME A SHIT FEEDER!!!!

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When you get all your words approved

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Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

Recheck all of your biases

Usually said in response to someone saying check your privilege in response to a bias incident that involves more than one type of discrimination, one of which is a nonmainstream type of discrimination like Speciesism, this is said to remind people to keep all of their biases and privileges, including the ones that come from nonmainstream types of discrimination, in check before evaluating and or responding to bias incidents and an individual’s circumstances

Jamard: I heard that some guy and his Hispanic ex-girlfriend got into a custody fight over their pet dog. They gave the dog to the woman, even though she has a lengthy criminal record. They should have given it to the guy.

Owen: Hey. You’re a straight, Caucasian male. Check your privilege.
Jamard: Dude, recheck all of your biases. The woman is upper middle class, had a criminal record, and some of those charges were for neglecting to take proper care of their previous pets. She also had cheated on her ex-boyfriend with some famous street rapper from Miami, Florida. Would you care to enlighten me about how it is acceptable that a person with that type of background was given custody of the dog?
Owen: Point taken. You’re right.