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Physical Graffiti

Led Zeppelin's sixth and best album. Released in 1975, the double album shows the world's greatest band at the top of its form. In a word, perfection.

IV may have Stairway, but Physical Graffiti reaches new heights of musical greatness.

by Napster May 24, 2006

81πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


quantum physics

The reason why one sock disappears when you do your laundry.

Although reliable intelligence sources indicate that Iraq has been developing weapons of mass destruction, they may never be found due to quantum physics.

by Buddhabing April 23, 2004

530πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


mastering physics

An online homework assignment website that will start off by robbing you 50 bucks for a 25 letter serial code, then go on to rape you by applying an exotic method of late penalties. During the first 50 minutes after the due time, usually 11:59 in the evenings for major assignments or 10:00 on the day you have your lecture for reading assignments, 1 percent is taken off for every minute you are late, seconds rounding up. After the first 50 minutes, you the rate of penalty will increase according to an unknown function yet to be reconstructed by me. you will often end up with -1000% with one day's delay.

this particular program is also very sly when it comes to plagerism. in the beginning, it will give all students of a particular class the same question, which encourages you to cheat. Afterwards, it will change the numerical components of a question everytime you tried to do it or show answer after you've completed it.

Due to no notifications, it is very easy to miss an assignment

Ab: What did you get on your mastering physics assignment man?

Horton: Aww shit, there was another one? I dont know, probably around the negative thousands.

by Ab Horton December 2, 2009

237πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible. This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.

Man, I would've won that game if it hadn't been for Madden physics!

by maxer64 February 28, 2007

44πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


physics major

The closest one can get to being a math major without actually being a math major. Holds the distinction of being the only Bachelor of Science degree someone could actually get without ever answering one question completely right.

I got a 54 on my last quantum mechanics exam and that was a B. Being a physics major kicks ass!

by OdekaKeChocobo January 25, 2012

47πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


physical specimen

(n) : A person (commonly an athlete) with physical ability that cannot be gained through training. Those who are physical specimens break the mold for most athletes because they do exceptionally well under physically stressful or challenging situations and/or have more potential than others to be a world-class phenomenon in sports or on the battlefield.

Out of all of us, David is the fastest, strongest, and has the most endurance on the football team. He's a physical specimen.

by fleetfeet93 July 14, 2011

38πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Boob Physics

One of the most important things known to mankind.

Yoo she's got some nice boob physics.

by JeffrotheDude April 12, 2015