meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

goat blower

Someone rumoured to be into bestiality that may have performed oral sex on a male goat.

Two farmers at a local bar might say
"Do you reckon Ted will ever get married"?
"What, that old goat blower? Not while Acorn's still alive"

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spot blower

someone who says something about another that reveals privileged information about that person that only few know. (When ur spot is blown ur hoe card is pulled and there is nothing u can do, no sike, no nothing)

Ex: Victim: Joey
Habitual Spot blower: Jack (knows about privileged info) (does it all the time)
Spectators: Jarrod, James, Jerry
Girlfiend: Julia
Julia: U know where Joey is
Jarrod, James and Jerry: Naw
Jack: yea he's at Vanessa's house (Vanessa is known as a hoe)
See Joey get his spot blown

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Snow Blower

You do a girl in the asshole and proceed to cum in the poop chute, upon pulling out the girl farts the load of cum you ejaculated in her asshole, resembling a snow blower.

Man, i was doing this chick in the ass and when i pulled out she farted the cum back at me, it looked like a SNOW BLOWER.

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Leaf Blower

Something that blows leaves around and onto peoples lawns or other places.

Kolton used a leaf blower on his lawn.

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snow blower

When a girl is done giving a guy head she spits the gizz into the guys face.

Dan got really mad when kiersten gave him a snow blower

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Blower's Cramp

often used to describe someone's face if there is a picture taken with their mouth in an O shape.

I found a great picture of George Bush with Blower's Cramp.

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