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Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

“Ivan your so fat “ “ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again “

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

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Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

by salmonmann September 8, 2010

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Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,

o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.

by sam,, November 17, 2005

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Ivan

Some gay ass nigga

Nobody:
Ivan: 🌈

by Uslyslhjclhfig jfvhlkydkyd June 3, 2019

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Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.

"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"

by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020

3👍 6👎


Ivan

A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.

Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.

by earthly February 3, 2010

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Ivan

People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!

He's such a pussy and his name is Ivan...

by Amaterastsu March 26, 2017

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