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Nevaeh jacques is one of my best friends. They love to forage for food, and they also love Billie eilish. But, despite them being a Billie Stan, they are far from a stereotypical Billie Stan. A normal one. Nevaeh is gay. Very gay. Gayest person I know, in fact. Nevaeh loves music and women. Nevaeh is 80 million years old. They died today.
Madi: “did you hear about the untimely death of the gay, music lover, and Billie Stan nevaeh jacques?”
Emerson: “lol rip ig”
When you like a girl but she already has a guy and you do everything to make her leave him
"Mais mec t'es vraiment en train de jacqued Marie ?"
Blue: Jacques a dit (Simon says)
Simon: omg blue knows who I am
The French Doctor who athlete's foot is named after.
Some jock left his sweaty cum stained towel in the locker room and gave me jacques etch.
Literally the best character and prosecutor in all of Ace Attorney, hell, in all visual novels. He’s only in Ace Attorney Investigations because the opps at Capcom knew he would outshine every other character. He’s in peak physical shape, plays a bunch of sports, and eats medals, it doesn’t get better than that. He had a detective partner named Buddy Faith that he murdered due to him being nosy and trying to meddle with his plans (they were secretly fucking as I was told by John Capcom himself).
But yeah, Jacques Portsman is the greatest!
Person 1: Plays Basketball
Person 2: WTF NO WAY JACQUES PORTSMAN REFERENCE!!!!!
Person 1: Erm… ok then…
A little bastard that can’t face any problems he has head on… he opens his mouth when it’s something that is none of his business and he tries ruin peoples lives over petty arguments
Yo man don’t Ryan Jacques us if they find our vapes man…
Similar to a dirty sanchez, during anal when your dick is covered in feces, pull out and smear it under her nose and top lip area while eating a croissant.
I was with this chick last night and she told me she wanted me to give her a Filthy Jacques.