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A leader of a clan that thinks he is better than everyone yet he is 5th best in his own clan.
Juan: Im way better than you, be quiet, just because your the leader of a clan doesnt mean you are better than me.
Nick: Of course, that is Jake always.
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The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets
Jake its so long I... I... think I'm gonna...
That was so hot and moist.
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is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.
bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that
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huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day
Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met
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A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.
Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!
Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!
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A guy who is to scared to sleep over at someone’s house so they drive away and go into the parking lot of a church at 5:00 and text a random girl if she wants to come in his car in the left back seat and do stuff. 😝😫
Then she leaves him the next day and he never sees her again.
One Night Stand
Jake: Oh crap I don’t feel safe in this house I should just leave and drive to a church (Drives to church)
Jake: Oh it’s 5:00 am I should probably text a random girl and ask her to do stuff
Then she does it and leaves him and he cries for 2 days then finds another girl to date and doesn’t tell her......
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