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The act of watching rush hour as you masturbate to Jackie Chans luscious lips as your friend fists you while eating Chinese food
Guy1:Hey bro did you watch Rush hour last night
Guy2:yeah i was doing a dirty Jakob as well
i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything
Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.
Gay
Fuckboy
Ugly
a redhead that no one wants
ewww did you see Jakob Godbee, hes so fucking ugly.
A person who always catches fire when hanging out with friends
Wow he is such a Jakob Smith we should carry a fire extinguisher with us
A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.
Oh no a Jakob is coming.
Run hes gonna punch me.
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This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.
Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.
A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.
Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!