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Pulling a Jalen

To have, or contain teeming (to be full of) confidence.

Jalen: I swear to god y'all are so fucking ass.

Steve: Hey guys, he's Pulling a Jalen again.

Jalen: Fuck you Steve.

by Wutayalookinat March 22, 2020


Jalen Bell

A real nigga. Plays Osu! and pulls gamer girls in the middle of Valorant matches. Rol's counterpart and only exist in this wolrd to combat Rol's overwhelming asian gaming power with the will of niggalations 18:3:4 -Jalen Bell will always Osu! game on you niggas.

Jalen Bell say "fr!!!!"

by Gamer Extreme 420 January 3, 2021


Jalen mitchell

He has a twin brother who sucks pee pee and his mom sucks pee pee because it runs in the family,he also enjoys throwing it back because his mom a th*t and he is dumb as a box of rocks

Jalen mitchell

is dumb

by Stopstop123 April 21, 2018


Jalen Lee

Jalen Lee is the best person to ever exist in this world. He is caring, smart, ambitious, sexy, athletic, hot, and nice. He is the PERFECT friend, boyfriend, and husband. But too bad because this perfect man is Ashley’s ❤️

“His name is Jalen Lee”

by ashash10 November 23, 2021


jalen

jalen is the type of guy you fall for easily' not because of looks' personality or all the flirty things he say but because when you need a shoulder to lean on or someone to talk to' they are always there for you . sometimes y’all bump heads or have small disagreements but at the end of the day he would be there for you no matter what . yes he might tell you what you wanna hear like telling you your the only one & he doesn’t talk to nobody else but you know deep down in your heart NOBODY WOULD LOVE OR CARE FOR HIM AS MUCH AS YOU DO ( other than his mother ) .

jalen is such a sweet guy' sucks he can’t settle for one girl though

by jjomanii June 19, 2023


Jalen

A very sexy man with a long cock who will most definitely destroy your insides

omg he wrecked my pussy ofcourse his name is jalen

by Abgjay November 22, 2021


Jalen

A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).

Ew, what is that guy doing sniffing the kid's used clothes? There's no doubt, it must be a Jalen!

by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022