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Two pecan sandy cookies with jam smeared between them. You can thank me later.
With the threat of nuclear warfare looming, the Korean conflict was finally resolved through the diplomatic use of a Pecan Jammy.
the sheer delight of having you between my thighs. feeling your weight. sensing your excitement (it equals mine). what is your naked gasp going to sound like?
i want to bite something.
with you im not ashamed of what makes me feel good.
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"can you put the jammy funk on repeat?"
Sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.
Hey Janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a Backwards Jammy in her toilet!! She'll never know how we got a poo stain on THAT side of the toilet!!
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What happens when a person of the opposite sex is willing to spend the night, but unwilling to participate in sexual activity.
"Last night was lame. I totally thought I was going to get laid, but we ended up just having jammy time."
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When a women is on her period.
Only girls get jammy panties.(Can be sung in a football chant style)
Don't go after that dirtbird unless you'd like to sweeten your meat stick cause shes got jammy panties
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A Jammy Paul or Jammy Paul Rowarth
I decided to define this phrase because the other day I heard someone mentioning it casually in conversation, I have recently been told that the phrase is common use in the Manchester area, UK.
So, I thought I would explain how this phrase 'actually' came about.
The act of doing something accidentally good or successful, extremely good luck, a fluke. Occurence based solely on luck or chance.
To perform or pull a jammy paul.
The phrase originates from the "Super Mario 64" video game, (it's a long story), whilst on Cool, Cool Mountain (Course 4), the "Big Penguin Race" level, my older brother's best friend named Paul Rowarth was 'sliding down the slope' (Nintendo fans may understand) when completely accidently and unintentionally fell off the slope, but with a stroke of luck somehow managed to 'fall' back onto the below track and continued sliding, to which we exclaimed 'Jammy Paul!', he then continued and completed the race in a record time, and when the penguin completed the race and approached him we expected him to call him a cheater etc. but to our surprise he congratulated him and surrendered his star.
I recently bought a 'Nintendo DS' and the remake of this game and found that they had corrested this error, I was quite disappointed.
"I just pulled a jammy paul"
"Hey guys, Dan pulled a jammy paul"
Mike - "I beat him at the game even though it was my first time!"
James - "It was probably just a jammy paul'
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similar to jammy bastard...a lucky stiff.
"You spent all night whacking her? Jammy beggar."
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