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Jan 11th

Fuck someone day you can fuck anyone on this day

Jan 11th Use a condom unlike my mom and dad did

by Haygnjdd te xhuhh October 18, 2019

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Jan Blunt

A type of blunt invented by one Janinni Melvin Hernendez which consist of $10 worth of marijuana and being %100 pearlt

Stevo just rolled up a Jan Blunt, we bout to get high as a motha fucka

by Stevo aka Dr. KuSh May 10, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022


Jan 29th

Ask your crush out

Ask you crush on a date
Or ask you crush to be there gf or bf on Jan 29th

by Jan 29 January 29, 2020


jan 15

The day to tell a girl she is beautiful and let them know that they are perfect just the way they are

Jan 15

Guy- hey I just wanted to tell you you a beautiful and never try changing your self

Girl- omg your so sweet and gets heart shook โค๏ธ

by Be kind to girls January 15, 2021

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jan-Hendrik

Can seem distant at first, but reveals more and more facets as you get to know him.

Always has a bad pun on the tip of his tongue and knows how to make you laugh but can surprise you with insightful comments about random subjects any time.

Likes a good wine and that old school kind of elegance.

A great hugger with seemingly endless amounts of energy. You will find him on the dance floor of any good party.
Very charismatic and a nerd at heart.

Wow, that guy is definitely a Jan-Hendrik!

by tea-easy July 2, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jan bradies

when a child feels mistreated or neglected because it seems like his/her parents apply favoritism to the younger and older siblings

Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.

by bert December 14, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž