oovo java

ive never been to oovo java

whats the hottest uber youve ever had . um ive never been to oovo java

java moment

When bedrock Minecraft players joke about something Java players want or don’t have

Javaplayer: the hive is closing down I didn’t play it anymore but it was my childhood

Bedrockplayer: I’ve waited a while to say this I’m sorry but Java moment
Javaplayer: welp that was expected

Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

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Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.

"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."

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Java syndrome

Using a single programming language to solve every problem solely because it’s what an organization has always used, and no one will every be fired for using it.

Why are you using PHP to process your analytics?

Java Syndrome!

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java sissy

Alternatively "java wuss"

n. Anyone (programmer) who is afraid to use pointers and/or dynamic memory allocation. Some one who goes out of their way to avoid these items.

"What? You're not going to use malloc()? Not even NEW?! You're such a java sissy."

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Minecraft Java

the best version of minecraft, yet most people can't afford it.

Minecraft java is better than bedrock

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