Jedi Status

A state of mind that is only attained by veteran potheads whereby the effect of the marijuana is to elevate said smoker's overall functionality, efficiency and pimpiness; level of awareness that causes the smoker to anticipate or intuit potential obstacles in his or her path and negotiate situations expertly.

Dude, that was so Jedi Status of Jonny to strap those little liquor bottles to his nuts in order to sneak them into the concert.

Jedi status on the mic apparatus

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Jedi flip

In skateboarding, an anti-casper (nollie casper) pressure flip. While rolling nollie you do a pressure flip where the board flips half way and the back foot catches the board underneath and then flips it back and 180 degrees without the feet touching the ground.

Person 1 " what the hell was that?"
Person 2 "An anti-Casper pressure flip, aka the jedi flip"
Person 1 " that makes sense, I thought that guy was Luke Skywalker or a minute"

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Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

Jedi Surfs

Jedi Surfs the famous surfing dog. An Australian Kelpie who loves the water. He is an entertainer, and super cute.

Wow check out that dog! It's Jedi Surfs!
Who's that surf dog? It's Jedi Surfs!

Isn't Jedi Surfs cute?

jedi pimp

Someone who wheels brauds and fucks them at random not giving a fuck who they are or what they're name is, cuz it's all about the pussy

Jake from romp.com is the true Jedi Pimp!

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Sexual Jedi

A sexual jedi is a person who both possesses the uncanny ability to be a player (swordsman) but then be able to fuck-them-speechless. A sexual jedi must also have a high sperm count.

Friend-"Dude the Police are awesome!"
You-"Yeah I know""Sting is a sexual jedi!"

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Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.

Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!

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