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A lesser known Russian God, worshiped for his brave actions regarding dragons. He is also praised by gangs of latino chess players, for his amazing strategy.
Praise Stalin and also Leeroy Jenkins for they are our Gods.
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when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob
drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night
raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins
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The act of doing something before any other participants are ready, whether one is entering an establishment, conquering a task, or penetrating another person. In the latter case, the other person is a willing participant, but was not anticipating the act of intercourse beginning so suddenly.
"Gwahhuhuuh? Dammit, Bill! You can't just up and Leeroy Jenkins your way into my snatch before wetting my whistle! Christ."
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An international criminal, wanted by the FBI for smugglung glue into the country, thats right, hes a paste smuggler
Wake up Cosmo Jenkins, this is the FBI, we have a bagel
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giving a blow job, the act of going down on a man, sucking his cock and all of the cum out of it
joel- damn i think i might have the girl give me the old berry jenkins in the woods
nick- lucky, all i can get is a lame hand job out of my girl
joel- i'll take a berry jenkins over a hand job any day, especially if i can cum on the girl's cross
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Look, it's bad enough that you're defining some random moron that no one's ever heard of, but you can't even spell her damn name right?!
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1. The famous World of Warcraft player and Chicken Lover, known for his stupid act of running into a field of enemies before his team was ready. I guess he was too excited for his paladin shoulders or whatever he needed from that trip (I don't play WoW.)
2. My Xbox Live name (LeeroyJenkinz13) that all my friends make fun of me for, but everyone else loves it....
1. "Let's do this, LEEEEEERRROOYY nJJEENNNKKKIIIINNSS"
"God damnit Leeroy!!"
"Shit, well I'm dead. Are we all dead?...hhmmmm...Nice goin' Leeroy!"
"Leeroy you SUCK!"
"It's not my fault! It's not my fault..."
2. "...Ya well at least my Live name isn't Leeroy Jenkins..."
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