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A female American born between 1975 and 1983
there were 17 Jennifers in my class.
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A Jennifer is someone who you can completely be yourself around. She will never let you down, and will always be there with your favorite candy and a listening ear. A Jennifer knows how to have a good time and will be the first person to hype you up for your night out! A Jennifer is one bad bitch and will blow everyone away with how powerful of a human-being she is. And lastly, a Jennifer hates hugs, so expect to give her a really meaningful high-five.
Girl: I have some tea sis...
Jennifer: Oooh! What is it? Let's get brunch.
Girl: Yeah ok!
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She really thick pretty and funny will fight for her boyfriend if need to she gets hurt a lot but will find her true love she loves soccer and she loves mixed dudes and brown skin and she love caring bout others but no one appreciate her she has haters that hate but she don’t give no fucks .Btw she won’t hurt nobody if she say she loves u she mean it lot boys hurt her by saying they love her but they didn’t mean it but when she say it she means it . Get y’all a Jennifer they will be rocking with you forever .
Him : Whats her name she fine ?
Other dude : Jennifer
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Derived for the language of Jenism the name Jennifer is that of a person who is extraordinary in many different ways, and sometimes even has super powers such as the ability to charm others in very unique ways. Those who do not belong to a Jennifer often times feel left out, and do not know how to speak the language of Jenism.
"I wish I had a Jennifer!"
"I Feel Left out cause i dont have a Jennifer"
"Jennifer is the coolest Person ever!"
"I belong to a Jennifer!"
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Jennifer's are ususally very beautiful, nice, funny, trustworthy, and have a bubbly personality! Jennifer's always have a smile on their face and laugh a lot, they are just positive people but they might be hiding their real feelings behind that happy face. Take every word they say to heart, they speak the truth. And if you're the one they say "I love you" to, take it seriously, they really mean it, it is not just their way of saying i like you. Jennifer's are very honest! They are people that you want to be best friends with. Jennifer's are amazing!
Guy1: My girl is such a sweetheart, and she said i love you
Guy2: Dude, don't let her go! She really means it and she's such a Jennifer1
Guy1: yea... im glad she's a Jennifer, they are awesome!
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v., transitive: to kiss someone in the nose, then blow into their nostrils.
"Hey, couple making out across the street! She jennifed you, dude!" - Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics
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A girl who you love no matter what. She is the mother of your beautiful children and makes uncountable sacrifices for them and your family. She is your reason for living and the light at the end of all your dark tunnels. She is why you wake up in the morning.
Also, she does anal.
Man, I finally met my Jennifer!
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