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Jeremys are dry asl and will never text you back. But when they occasionally do, they’re funny as fuck. They are also heavy simps, but heartbreakers, and do not give a fuck.
No one:
Jeremy:
“Did you see Jeremy before?”
“Yes he nearly bit my face off with his nashers”
A name that you have definitely made up and used before.
Zoey: Let's make a character
Jim: Okay, let's name it Jeremy
14 Other Jeremys: My names Jeremy too!
Something to describe your friend as a gaseous midget with two glowing eyes, hes also known to have written a Septuagint before
my little Jeremy little skrunkle dunkle
Jeremy is a name for children that were unwanted in the family. They are often called "Mongool" in real life. Basicly, they will turn out to be drugs using mental retards.
The name is also used for children that have a large penis at birth, or have a very small brain.
" Je bent een mongool" is a Dutch phrase that is often used when seeing a Jeremy, it means, "good luck on the street."
We saw a mental retard and the first thing that came up in my mind was "Hey its Jeremy!" Then I said: "Je bent een MONGOOL"
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