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dylan
a boy who likes to say "your mom's face" a lot

Dylan you are such a jerk!

by garb master March 19, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk

people who in rare cases, through no fault of their own, act harshly towards others because of the so called "evil gene".

for the rest of 99.99% its all about compensating for things past and present that happened/didin't happen...

commonly assosicated and charaterised as bullies who intend to cause harm to others to alleviate pain or to try and earn coercive respect through actions of evil

Lars: Can you please treat me with respect as i would, you

Jan: No way i will still tear you down irrespective of your feelings.. (i don't care if you percieve me as a jerk)

Lars: ok what if i be really nice to you and stay out of your way as best i can..

Jan: sorry f-wit i can't make that promise..

Lars: ill take that as a YES

by SEG_man April 10, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever May 17, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk

A guy (normally) who is so offensive, rude, self centered, selfish, self serving, mean, insensitive, lacking is social skills, and clueless about what a unpleasant person he is to be around that once anyone else gets to know him, or his rep gets spread around, the closest thing he can get to sex, intimacy, pussy, ass, a kiss, a grope, the scent of perfume a lรก femme -- or even another guy's dick for that matter -- is jerking off and imagining it. An exceptional jerk actually sees jerking as the best way to have sex because it's impossible for him to get sex from a woman (or even another dude).

Some guys (who may have been the shit motherfuckers when they were young) never realize they are jerks even when they have greying scragly mpb (male pattern baldness), can't remember what their cock looks like because they can't see past their beer gut, and they need to pay for skanky sex with toothless hookers.

The female equivalent would probably be the word "cunt." But both terms can be applied to either gender, often with greater effect and meaning. If a guy's a cunt, why would girls want to have sex with him (chicks like dick)? Fags especially want nothing to do with a cunt. A jerk can only dream of cunt. A girl who's "a dick" can't get guys or even lesbians.

Don't even say hello to him, he's a jerk. If he walks over, let's leave.

You're such a jerk you can't even get a blowjob in a gay bath house.

I'm such a jerk, I think my dick is the only thing that will ever love me. I dream of pussy. Queers don't even want to suck me off. I'm all alone.

by GoZero December 27, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


JERK!

what you say to people that don't wear sweater vests

Girl 1: "I own one!"

Girl 2: "I own one!"

Girl 1: "you don't own one!"

Both girls: "JERK!"

by Dr.Feldkircher March 14, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jerk

1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products

She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another

by pickle breath September 18, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


jerk

a selfish asshole also see cesar

cesar is a jerk

by :? June 24, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž