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Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.
Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.
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Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
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All the rewards you should be getting every time you bust a nut
If I'd remembered to cash in my frequent Jerker Miles before they expired I'd go on a shopping spree
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Eye irritation caused by the vaginal discharge of Ohio women. Often a foamy - like discharge, it is a highly irritating secretion with a pungent suffocating odor. It’s is extremely basic and corrosive.
Go Buckeyes!
“I’m sorry,” she said again. “I didn’t mean to give you an Ohatian Tear Jerker!” No, it’s my fault,” he said, tears streaming down his face, “I should have known better than to tongue punch the fart box of a Colombus native.
Stop flipping my jerker. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Hey dude, stop flipping my jerker! - Savannah Miles
A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
I totall gave that chick the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker and she cried for over 30 minutes.
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Someone who jerks off in public frequently or has a history of jerking off in unusual places.
John is a serial jerker, he masturbated in the bus and at a gazebo in a public park.